Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Ketchup is God's man juice
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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