You really coming over, don't trick.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
4 words: hood of his car
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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