maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
She announced her abortion via fbk
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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