I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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