i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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