The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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