he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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