i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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