I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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