it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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