i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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