id be glad to
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
