Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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