it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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