Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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