Apparently you make a good broom.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
