how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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