yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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