I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
