I must be too annoying 4 u.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
he thought i was a dude.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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