how can u be prego again
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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