Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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