Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
