We won't sleep together?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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