It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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