Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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