people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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