I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Randomize
