Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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