gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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