Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Randomize
