You really coming over, don't trick.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
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