It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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