hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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