More tranny stories later!
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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