Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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