Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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