Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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