Porn is love you can see.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
it was like eating out sand paper
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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