You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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