I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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