Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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