Is it because I queefed?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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