found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Found your dick twin last night
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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