i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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