wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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