i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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