so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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