Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
