But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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