4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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