Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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