Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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