Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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